Guy #1: It's true!
Guy #2: Whatever...
Guy #1: I'm telling you, if real life was anything like the movies, we'd either have a huge overpopulation problem or a huge abortion industry.
Guy #2: (Rolls his eyes.)
Guy #1: Watch any movie. Pick one at random and what do you see? Unprotected sex everywhere! Couples or strangers get hot and heavy and they just strip down right there and then and starting going at it.
Guy #2: People don't go to movies to watch condoms being used. They want to see relevant things. They want to see explosions. They want cursing. They want sex. They don't care about protection.
Guy #1: That's not the point. That's a whole other issue.
Guy #2: You pay too much attention to stupid shit. Just watch the movie for God's sake.
(Voice yells from the back for them to quiet down. They resume watching the movie at the theater.)
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