A terrible crime spree is sweeping the nation. Rampant gangs of ten year old girls are amassing and stealing bikes in what many are calling the biggest crisis our nation has ever faced. We now go to our on-scene correspondent Harry Hamlin at Riverdale Elementary.
...I'm sorry. I'm told Harry has been beaten by wiffle bats and is on his way to the emergency room.
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