Crazy Pete wasn't really crazy--not that we would have held it against him. The reason behind his moniker was that he was prone to making outlandish declarations, and before he would make them, he would say, "Call me crazy, but..." He would say things like, "Call me crazy, but I really think that an all mayonnaise diet is the way to go!" or "Call me crazy, but emu meat is going to replace beef in supermarkets in ten years!"
He also had all the emotional complexity of a toddler--no, an infant, given their shared affinity for suckling on breasts, albeit for entirely different reasons.
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